Wednesday, November 07, 2007

God Save The Queen!

Lest you think we Americans had the market cornered on crazy, Yahoo headlines presents:

The Top 10 Most Ridiculous British laws

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

These laws are apparently real and I've only ever violated one of them. Tune in tomorrow to find out which one!


At 8:08 AM , Blogger Jessica M said...

I'd guess the mince pie on Christmas, but you don't eat mince pie and you've never spent Christmas in England.

So did you really pack your suit of armor for your trip to London? ;-)


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