Uh-oh. She's ranting again.

Y'all may have heard about the 44 pound cat found wandering the streets of the Garden State. Although Princess Chunk wasn't wearing a collar, it was pretty clear to all that she didn't get that porky on mice and spiders, if you know what I mean. Sure enough, the owner came forward...but she didn't take him back (she turned out to be a he--hardly surprising they didn't figure that out). It turns out that Prince Chunk is yet another victim of the foreclosure crisis. His owner lost her home and abandoned the kitty because she had nowhere to take him.

Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure I know where the mortgage money went and I hope Purina is happy. Secondly, you cannot leave a 44 pound cat to fend for himself on the streets. He's too fat to get out of the way of oncoming cars. But he's just fat enough to make a nice coyote snack.